Look, I know that somebody I swing wildly at a bouncing ball when I really shouldn’t, but dammit, what’s the point of playing soccer if you can’t go home occasionally and say “hey, I did something moderately competent”. So at the co-ed league last week I managed to score a volley, and then I find out that they video the games, so of course I asked for them to clip it and send it to me.
Because I really don’t have anything better to do with my time. Anyway, here it is.
Note the nonchalant jog back, as I’m trying to convince everybody that actually, I do this kind of thing all the time.
this video thing may or may not work.
If it doesn’t, let’s just put it down to my usual pattern of disappointing everybody.
(No dad, I don’t want to be a taxi driver)
