
Name: Adam Boshell
Age: Not sure. Somewhere between 35-45
Job: Also, not entirely sure. (It’s possible that I’ve not really thought this through. I should probably ask people this ahead of time.)
A one-man bowling ball, Adam does not so much ‘play soccer’ with us as ‘happens’ to us, usually with a combination of a determined expression, head down, with knees pumping.
I give him a lot of crap (I do most people, really; I’m very egalitarian in that way) and he doesn’t seem to mind too much, although one day soon I fear I might be somewhere dark and I’ll hear a voice behind me saying “oh, you think you should be shooting, do you?!”. Good guy!
Ratings
Stats
Avg. shots per game: 97
Mostly likely to say: First to three!
Least likely to say: Ah, yes, my good man, you seem to be in a better position than me, I shall make the simple pass and not decide to shoot from a tight angle against 4 defenders.